Half roleplay, Semi-OOC and all that

I am not a person of either black or white. I mean i can also see things grey, shadowed, shaded, nothing is always either the one or the other (even if my picture says different, hehe)

BUT when it comes to Gor i am a really back/white type of woman. I mean this world is man dominated. Hey you didnt knew that yet? Then welcome to the world of dumb slaves, coddled princesses with pink ribbons in their hair, femlaws carrying sword, bow and 10 daggers all in one and Masters whose name in SL is actually Master with a profile entry "i am strong, i am dangerous, blahblah" and whose every second sentence ends with "smiles".

Well i can live with that, really, i do. I´ve seen much in my SL-life so far and i am barely shocked about anything. There is only one thing that i wonder about. What the hell is "half-roleplay" and "semi-ooc"? Wait, i try to explain it like it had been explained to me (won`t mention names here):

Example for Semi-ooc:
There is a council meeting which is supposed to be ooc, everyone may speak their minds in the open chat, but slaves have to serve the Free (in IM`s so it wont bother the meeting) and they are suppose to address the Free still as Master/Mistress.

Wow, i needed a moment to think about what a crappy shit that is. My IM´s are always ooc, so why would i bring Masterdude1 a virtual mead he never drinks anyway? He will probably only answer with a "Thank you girl, go on serve others" and i spend maybe 20 minutes of my precious time to perform some serves which are no serves!? Its semi-ooc cause its not ooc but it is ooc the same time? I can speak my mind in a meeting but have to be aware of what my place it? So i have to act like a slave and talk the same time for example "oh no i dont want femlaws in our sim" or "DudeXY had done that, lets ban him", is that what semi-ooc means? That´s ooc in my eyes. And the biggest shit i`ve ever heard.

The latest thing i heard was "half-roleplay". Apparently a new trend. And it goes like the following:
You stand at a rather non-gorean-roleplay-environment, for example at the Hub, and act like you are in a tavern, probably the same as if you were in a HTML chat. You dont need any backgrounds, your story is that you are thirsty and need a drink or you are horny and need a fuck, or you are super horny and in need of a Master. FW`s dont need an NPC to travel alone , they are at a semi-roleplay area which means they are safe and can be flirty without risking a collar.

Apparently this is called half-roleplay in SL Gor. Wow i am impressed. I chosed SL to have both, the visual and the text to enjoy a suitable roleplay in a gorean environment as closest as possible and now the latest trend is "half-roleplay"? Played by people who are bored of handmade built sims, decorated with sweat and love and payed a lot of money for? I am so not getting it! Why cant they just say:"Hey i am too lazy to build a storyline, i prefer easy roleplay, i wanna just e-sechs or whatever and thats why i do this." Maybe we shall call it "easy-roleplay"or "roleplay-light"? Ha, now i am getting ideas *grins*.

Whatever, semi-ooc and half-roleplay is not me. I´d rather prefer full-perm-furring and double-IC ;-)

See ya!

True Blood

Yesterday i saw the first episode of "True Blood", an american series about vampires drinking synthetic blood and getting etablished in the society. Usually I am not fond of american TV except "The Simpson" because i think they are mostly describe themselves as the heros and rescuer of the world and the storys always have a happy end no matter how stupid it might be. I remember the movie "War of the worlds" with Tom Cruise which was incredible awful! The ending was made as if the director thought "oh dam we have only 5 minutes left and how can we end this movie? Ah yes, the aliens will all suddenly die and then the movie is over". I was so dissapointed, no i was annoyed. No, it pissed me off.

But the series of "True Blood" make me wiggle on my sofa, i wanna see MORE, its awesome! The actors are rather unknown but brilliant and ...yeah...just wow.

Ok, i am out, going to watch "True Blood".

Stepford Goreans

I love the movie "Stepford Wives", its awesome and such a good parody. But maybe not all people think its a parody but a good way to be...in Gor.

While i wandered through Gor (and i still do..beware!!!) i found slaves who transformed into brainless waitresses with a always perfect hairstyling and permanent smile on their faces. The ultimative being of a slave is obviously serving (preferred at the docks), smiling and fucking. The vocabulary is simple and even if youre not native english you quickly learn the whole repertoire: "Yes Master", "Paga right away, Master", "Oh yes Master, i am cummin..". Not to forget the repetitives "giggles" and "smiles". But the worst thing is that they seem to be absolutely helpless and shirk responsibility for themselves and anything else. Is that what submission in SL means? I know there are some people out there with a good understanding of SL submission/roleplaying a slave and its fun to be with them. But the crowd of "kajirae" are acting like stepford sluts.

The worst thing is, these stepford sluts have Masters who act like idiots as well. The whole "pats her head" and "strokes her cheeks" is such a farce. Apparently its a good thing to stand at the docks talking to one of the 100 "Bro" while "the gorean Master" strokes his slaves cheek. Of course she serves him a cold Ale at the docks while he talks about the latest bow/sword/axe he bought. The tavern is too far away and he would have to roleplay there probably. Yes, i know, roleplaying is very exhausting and one have to use the brain to create stories, and involving others is even more complicated. So its easier to wait until someone else come up with that and one can flow with it, yes i understand. In the meantime he fondles his slaves head and talk about weapons he never uses anyway... And if his homesim is empty he quickly tp`s to the Gorhub to stroke her cheeks there. I am so impressed, "Goreans".

HubFUNction

Do you need entertainment from your boring housewive`s tasks? Is dishwashing and cleaning the dirty socks of your hubby the only thing you do all day long?
Does your neighbour tell you everyday the same old boring stories?
Are you sick of the real Real Life and wanna experience something totally new?
You are unhappy with your exterior and want to have a complete make-over?
Do wanna meet people without pimples and with full hair, 90-60-90 and always well appareled?
Do you appreciate deep conversation and honesty?
You feel lonely and want to meet the man of your dreams? The one and only forever and ever?

There is a solution! Come to the Gor Hub!

I love the Hub, i am always excited when i plan to go there and just sit and listen. Lately i sat there with my alt "inkognito" and read profiles. I felt like I`ve been at a speed-dating of the lonely hearts dating agency... Hey, the latest trend: write on the first page of your profile in one or max. two sentences excactly what you want (new Master, lesbian Mistress, blahblah,...) and make sure you sit/kneel at a centered spot and ... just wait. The IM`s will bling and bling. The best thing is, people dont try to do small talk first, nooo they come directly to the point with the first sentence. WOW, you save a lot of time, that`s awesome!

Here are some profile examples I collected in one of my "research tours":

....she wears the collar of a Master gone long ago and now wanders aimlessly searching for one who will rule her heart and mind

Slut seeking Mistress. RLV and XCITE TOKON Hud user. Ive been in SL 6 months, this is an alt.

Sky is leaving gor lays down and takes some berries to make her sleep for 100 years. Can You make my heart beat again?

unowned boy, seek REAL Mistress

★◕ ◡ ◕★ ノ rawr ... Back peeking at SL again.

This girl needs a Master who's about 80% evil (20% cuddly predator)

more coming soon...


To give you a little overview of the quick dating sucess here are some samples of conversations i made with my slave alt sitting on the Hub with "the" one sentence in her profile:

Masterdude1: greetings kajira, you seek a new home?
me: Greetings
Masterdude1: are you experienced in gor?
me: yes, a bit. I have been roleplayed in Gor a while now...
Masterdude1: Great! So, you wanna be my first girl?
me: ???

Masterdude2: kneel at my feet
me: Greetings
Masterdude2: obey, girl
me (has great fun and wants to savor the situation): i have no collar
Masterdude2 (sends me bracelets animation): come now girl, close to my feet
me (ignores the animation while cannot stop laughing): is that roleplay?
Masterdude2: obey now, girl
me (dam this guy has patience): sorry, IM´s are OOC for me...
Masterdude2 (gets angry): you dont want, you`re a liar
me: . . .

RandomKennelMistressMegaVeiled: you seek a new home?
me: well...
RandomKennelMistressMegaVeiled: we are in need of city slaves
me: well...
RandomKennelMistressMegaVeiled: you`d have to notecard 3 chores a week and notecard 2 chores a week you do together with a Free, that is to send to me once a week
me: *coughs*

... to be continued ...

Extensions

I love hair under certain circumstances:

1. It´s on a head
2. It´s thick
3. It´s healthy
4. It´s mine

A few years ago i tried to have some extensions. Those real hair from India or whereever the hairdresser puts with a hot iron in your hair to stick the bondings to your hair. I had a long long blonde mane and i looked hot! No, super hot! People told me how awesome my hair was and it felt super most of the time.

Things i didnt like was 1. the bondings scratched on my scalp, 2. i needed to see the hairdresser very often for cutting the fallen out hair, 3. it is fucking expensive

But in summary i was very fond of it and i am aiming to have some again soon! I just need a cash cow in the basement...

What was the number of my hairdresser?

Best bullride ever

Wanna have a good laugh? It made my day ;)

Elections

We just had elections in my country and it was a huge thing here. People were ranting about almost everything, the bad situation with our health system, the disastrous tax and pension system, and so on.

If you`d believed all those complains you would think the most part of our nation dont know what to eat tomorrow and poor kids go begging on the streets.

I cannot say i have to suffer anything in my country, i pay my tax which is -of what i know- quite normal in height compared to other countries around us. Yes, they have to improve many things in the next legislative period but all in all we are a rich country with clean roads and a profound health-system. In fact noone will die of hunger here, the basic social supply is guaranteed for everybody.

But all those complains drive me nuts. If you travel in other countries you regularly come back and say "wow how well we live ...", but people seem to forget pretty quickly.

We call it "Whining on a high level", and yes its so true.

Stop whining and start enjoying the life! Yes, that`s what i do!